No Comments (At least none I can make in public)

• I have just gotten home.
• As I was entering the building, I saw a middle-aged woman standing in front of the panel.
• There was a nasty odor coming from her direction.
• It took me 2 seconds to actually realize (my brain refused to process the image my eyes had seen) she had just taken a number one and/or (most likely) a number two!
• She said something to me in French.
• I did not understand a thing (and.. that was one of the few times I was happy about it!)
• I did not say anything, I just opened the main door and got in.

I am still shocked!